Cute things.
So basically when I get a romantic ending and I’m NOT abusing the shit out of them, that’s considered a “Bad Ending”.
Wat.
LOL this fucking game….
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Yuki Kaiji’s role in the BL game Shingakkou -Noli me Tangere-.
How to be an otome game Mary Sue:
A simple guide
- Make sure to ignore ANY signs a guy shows romantic interest in you. After all, he’d NEVER think of you as more than friends/classmates/childhood friends/siblings. The only way you realize his feelings is if he decides to just show them to you physically via kissing or raep.
- Even if you have the opportunity to become stronger you must not take it. You need to be appropriately weak so the man you’re going after will look like he has a huge wang and protect you with it.
- You must never EVER get angry at your man. No matter how much he abuses you, makes fun of you, ignores you or cheats on you you must take it like a good girl and shut your mouth. You can only get angry if he does something perverted but you must forgive him in a span of a 10 minute scenario.
- No matter how much of a bitch/traitor/backstabber your girlfriends are, you must never be angry at them. Even if they steal your man and cockblock you, in the end you must always go after them and try to make up with them first. Hoes before bros!
- If anyone in a dress hits on you, its a-ok. Even if there’s a wang under that dress, you’re both “girls” so anything is ok!
- If you get into a fight with your man you must first avoid him for a week and then when he comes trying to apologize, you must tell him that in fact it was actually all your fault. Even if he is actually the one who wronged you, it’s your fault for bringing it on to him and therefore you must be the sorry one.
- You MUST be a good cook. All those eroge heroines who are moe because they burn the guy’s food. Nope. You MUST be a good cook and even if the guy is a good cook, you must strive to be better than him or you will be a failure as a woman.
- Remember that when a guy wants to “lock you up forever” it’s not because he hates you. It’s because he twuwy wuvs you. That cage of his, that special “room” of his its all out of LOVE. You must accept his feelings and put up with it until he is satisfied and feels that he has all of you in his grasp.
Mary Sue NoNos:
If you do this, you will be hated by most Japanese otome game players.
- Never resist raep. You must take it like a woman but you can pretend you hate it by saying no and stop. Same goes for any kind of forced kissing etc.
- Becoming stronger than the male you are going after. That will make him feel scared and inferior and he will shrivel up and die so you must continuously depend on him.
- Trying to escape when the guy decides to “confine” you in on of his rooms/cages whatever. No escape allowed as that would break his weakened heart!
- Making a badly tasting bento for your man. Failed cooking = failure as a woman.
- Not putting up with his family. Even if his sister is a stupid bitch or his mother needs to be punched in the face you have to deal with their abuse because its all for your darling.
- Trying to find out if he’s cheating on you. Even if you blatantly catch him, you must keep quiet and pretend that he’s loyal only to you.
